I want Santa…

“I just thought about it. I was thinking it could be a humuhumunukunukuapua’a, but that’d be too hard.”

I looked up this Hawaiian named trigger fish and showed him the options.

“I don’t want the humuhumunukunukuapua’a,” he said definitively, “I wan’t Santa!”

It was December finally so I could not deny him anymore.

As he browsed the options he blurted out, “When I forget Santa’s name I say Saint Pickles.”

He continued to talk while browsing, “Not this Santa, he’s too fat.”

A minute later he added, “It’s hard to pick because they are all too silly.”

He picked this one probably because it was the most svelte looking Santa of the bunch.